Random Robby Ramblings

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else!”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.”

“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

“Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

“I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there!”

The Talking Dog:
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he knocks on the door. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes to the backyard and asks the dog, “So, what have you done with your life?” The dog replies, “Well, I’ve been a guide dog for the blind, a therapy dog for kids with disabilities, and I even worked with the police as a sniffer dog.” Amazed, the man asks the owner why he’s selling the dog. The owner replies, “Because he’s a liar! He didn’t do any of that!

SUEYYYY!
One day a man called the church office. He said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, “I’m sorry, who?”

The man said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

She said, “Well, if you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but you may certainly not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough!”

To this the man replied, “Well, I was planning on giving $10,000 to the building fund…”

To this the secretary quickly responded “Hang on, the big fat pig just walked in.”

Taxes: A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong, and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.

Everybody should pay his income tax with a smile. I tried it, but they wanted cash.

I went to Washington and visited the Tax Department. I just wanted to see the people I’m working for.

I’m putting all my money in taxes–it is the only thing sure to go up.

Patrick Henry should come back to see what taxation with representation is like.

A taxpayer is a person who has the government on his payroll.

Roast Butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?”

The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the roast?”

“$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

A Journey of Faith Through Adversity:
In the heart of a small town, there lived a woman named Sarah. She was known for her warm smile and the kindness she extended to everyone around her. But life had not always been easy for Sarah. A few years prior, she faced the unimaginable – her husband lost his battle with cancer. The days that followed were filled with grief, but what weighed heavily on her heart was not just the loss, but the question of how to navigate life as a single mother raising two young children.
As the months passed, Sarah struggled to find her footing. She often felt like a ship lost at sea, with waves of despair crashing over her. But amid her sorrow, an ember of faith flickered within her. She remembered a verse from the Bible that said, “When you pass through the waters, I will be with you” (Isaiah 43:2). Though she felt alone, she clung to that promise.
One day, while volunteering at a local shelter, Sarah met an elderly woman named Grace. Grace had also faced her own share of trials, but there was a radiant joy in her spirit. Inspired by Grace’s unwavering faith, Sarah struck up a conversation. Over the weeks, they formed a beautiful friendship. Grace shared stories of how faith had anchored her through life’s storms. “It’s not about avoiding the difficulties,” Grace explained, “but about discovering God’s presence within them.”
With Grace’s encouragement, Sarah began to pray regularly. She poured her heart out to God, sharing her fears, her hopes, and her deepest longings. As she prayed, she felt a gradual shift within her—she was no longer fixated on her loss, but rather, she began to see glimpses of hope. She discovered comfort in shared laughter with her children and felt her heart mend a little more each day.
As the years passed, Sarah’s journey of healing transformed her grief into a platform for helping others. She began leading a support group for fellow widows, sharing her story and reminding others of God’s faithfulness. One evening, as they sat around a table sharing their experiences, a woman spoke up through her tears, “I don’t know how to move forward.” Sarah reached out, placed her hand on her shoulder, and said, “If God brought me through my darkest days, He can guide you too. Trust in His timing.”
Through her challenges, Sarah learned the power of community and the importance of holding onto faith even when circumstances seemed bleak. She realized that adversity was not meant to break her but to forge deeper connections with those around her and strengthen her relationship with God.
Reflecting on her journey, Sarah often recalled a quote she had come across: “Sometimes God calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.” She embraced this truth, understanding that peace comes not from the absence of turmoil, but from a heart anchored in faith.
Today, Sarah continues to inspire others with her story. Though life remains unpredictable, she knows that no matter what she faces, God walks beside her. Her journey of faith through adversity has become a testament to others, reminding them that with hope and love, they too can weather any storm.