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Dec 22, 2018

Speaking of Chirstmas… Have you heard about the woman who had a Homeless Melt-Down

She said…I just NEED to vent…I have had enough!!! I’ll never help anyone again…EVER!!! I’m too kindhearted, or just stupid!

The other day it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing looked about froze out there in the cold. Couldn’t even talk or move. But the next morning he had just vanished. Not a word…no goodbye or even a thank you for sheltering him!The last straw was when I realized he had went all over my living room floor,what a MESS! That’s the thanks I get for being good to people???

I want to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a hat and scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks! Don’t bring him into your house!! He will make a huge mess on the floor and then disappear!

Why was the woman  visited at Christmas, by a jolly, bearded fellow with a big bag over his shoulder. It was her son coming home from college with his laundry.”… How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause A Weigh In A Manger…just sayin.….  Who attended the first Christmas staff meeting, you could say these guys were all outstanding in their field

Dec 8th, 2018

Speaking of Summit… Some might think that The Triad Men’s Summit Peaked with Dr Tony Evans Last Year… You may even wonder if Summit Climbers Ever-Rest … You could even say it was High Time the Summit brought Dr. Benji Kelley… Nakita Kohloff’s Uncle Ivan The Russian Bear was in Peak condition and went over the mountain to see what was Bruin… Which Summit Climber in the Bible was in Peak Condition, not a raven mad man after his encounter with the bird feeder?

Dec 1st 2018

Speaking of Angels… Angel’s Described by Children

–Gregory, Age 5

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.

–Olive, Age 9

Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.

–Matthew, Age 9

It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.

–Mitchell, Age 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.

–Henry, Age 8

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.

–Jack, Age 6

Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows.

–Daniel, Age 9

Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.

–Reagan, Age 10

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there’s a tornado.

–Sara, 6

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.

–Jared, 8

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who’s a very good carpenter.

–Antonio, 9

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for it.

–Katelynn, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

–Vicki, 8

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don’t make the animals get better, they help the child get over it

–Sarah, 7

What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love , they shoot arrows at them.

The First Angel Mentioned in the KJV Bible met who by the fountain on the way to Shur for Shure… Do you know for Shur who that was

November 24th 2018

Speaking of Clear… When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a CLEAR case of criminal in tent. I understand how gems were made., It’s Crystal Clear…don’t ya think…… When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.…. The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.. Yep…. So I understand they’ve developed polyethylene sails for boats now. I guess it’s clear sailing from here on. Jesus was insistent that God’s House be a house of prayer when he  ____ What?… This act for some would have made it less visible.. I might add

Thanksgiving week 2018

Speaking of Thanksgiving… as John wayne would say…Buckle Up For A Great Thanksgiving Pilgrim  Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.

  It doesn’t get any butter than this.

  It’s all about that baste. Bout the baste no gobble… As A Matter of fact Gravy is baste on turkey drippings

  Think Thanksgiving dinner is over? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.

  •   The gravy boat has arrived. Calories disembarking..
  • and a number of Thanksgiving riddles
  • What role do green beans play in a Thanksgiving dinner?
    The casse-role!
  • Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey?
    She didn’t have thyme!


  • How did the turkey manage to survive Thanksgiving?
    By being ahead of the carve!


  • What do you call it when people take turns making fun of the Thanksgiving turkey?
    A roast!
  • Did you know the pilgrims made their own special dinner rolls for the first Thanksgiving?
    They came from the May-flour!


  • Did you know there’s a book about a pilgrim who has a love affair with a turkey?
    It’s called 50 Shades of Gravy!


  • What do you call a turkey with no feathers?


What Kind of Cats did the pilgrims bring over on the Mayflower?

Nov 10th 2018 Speaking of Commissions… Wall Street Bankers who receive good commissions?  They come from good stock. ….. Many car salesmen asked for a draw on their commissions? I offered pencil.…. … The church sent them out in twos on a co-mmission, they were called forth on the double ….. The co-missioned bell ringers died… (if you don’t groan here you never will.) Yep they were dead Ringers… Why did Matthew Chapter 28 draw many Car Salesmen to be baptized….

October 13, 2018-Speaking of Wheels, Curtis’ Blog The Wheels on The Bus those wheels are starting a revolution… just saying… Someone who makes bicycle wheels is a spokes person… As the Christian Car Guy I have always said a leather steering wheel is a real turn on….I used to do balance and rotations at a Cadillac Store but I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire. Which Prophet At the beginning of His E Book in the Bible made a really big deal out of wheels, I would even call him a wheeler dealer…

Sept 30, 2018 Speaking of Books… The librarian didn’t know what to do with the book about Tesla’s love of electricity, so he filed it under ‘Current Affairs.’…. You know Bookkeepers are problems for libraries…. It’s OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it…. Because the Library Police will have to book you… While at the library pick up a book on Teleportation.. That might get you somewhere…Which Book in the Bible’s theme song might be, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

September 22, 2018 Speaking of Round: I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them upSir Cumference built King Arthur’s round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring… A moat protects a castle in a round-about way.. When the Israelites went round in the wilderness they never loafed around this round food… what was it?

Sept 8, 2018 Speaking of Event… There’s a new olympic event for men who are thin on top called the balderdash …..Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out…. Eventually… I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me….. Arguments about the weather will eventually blow over. Someone with contact lense problems eventually found a solution. Which Kings Son wrote a book in the Bible with all three event wise cracks in it…

July 30, 2016

Speaking of Fishing:  I knew a fisherman who tried boxing, but he only threw hooks….. The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper.. A Kingdom Pursuits Listener was fishing online for puns, they with baited breath and waded, until they gave up and decided take a poll and caste from his own line, when he caught a triple entendre….just sayin… Now for a Return riddle because I used it probably ten years ago and it still makes me laugh…What Musical Instrument did Peter, John and James play in the Bible… All Night in a Boat …

As the show progressed two folks called in with answers I had not thought of..So It turns out John Played the Castanets, James Played the Bass, and Peter played the Liar…..A Trio

March 26, 2016

Easter is All about the Stone that was rolled away to expose the empty tomb….so speaking of stones.. The Guards at the tomb would have preferred a roll reversal…just sayin.. Some people say I’m addicted to summersaults, but that’s just how I roll… Did you hear about the Two Wall Street financial hot dogs that got on a roll?…Based On Jesus’ Easter Roll Out.. Where were the Disciples supposed to Go? Answers..Galilee and Jerusalem/The Upper Room

March 19th 2016

Speaking of Cross walks.. You all know why the chicken crossed the road…but during March Madness why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was calling fouls…just saying… To insure his own survival, Bugs Bunny was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares… Did you see the Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here… Which Lawyer / Pharasee in the Bible was saved fro his cross examination?  Answer: Both Paul and Nicodemus perhaps more

February 6th 2016

Speaking of Souper…. My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal…. I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week… If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster….Although Soup isn’t mentioned in the Bible there is a Bowl and this one will keep seven lamps lit..what is it?  Answer: Zech: 4

August 8th

Speaking of Fast and Cars
I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked…What happens when food testers go on strike? Fast Resolution… A farmer wanting to kill a chicken for dinner has to move faster than a speeding pullet.. In what New Testament teaching would people get hungry and fast…  Matthew 9:15

August 1st

Speaking of whales, Some say the Whale spitting up Jonah was a miracle but others say it was just a fluke….On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. The soundtrack for the killer whale scene in Barry’s Play was orcastrated…..Just sayin… There are a number of fish Tales in the Bible which story had a fish that paid according to scale?

Jesus told that fish to put his money where his mouth was

4th of July or July 4th..

Speaking of the 4th of July :True story, when I was about 6years old I got my little brother about 4 to eat some fireworks… He was Ok at last report…..Just saying… but for sure my mom exploded… According to ancestry. com I did have many relatives who fought in the Revolutionary war.. There favorite food back then was Chicken-catach- a tory… Just Saying

Of course we also Know what they Wore in Boston Habor Back then… Tea Shirts…So Speaking of Tea I would note that both the founders of our Country and Those who have everlasting life thirst for the same kind of Tea..What Kind of Tea is it????

June 27th, 2015 Speaking of Monsters: Sea monsters eats fish and ships … The 1st said Monster said: What’s the best thing for water on the brain? 2nd Monster: A tap on the head! Why are monsters fingers never longer than 11 inches? Any longer would be a foot! Which Mythtifying Monster in The Bible left in no condition to blow his own horns?..The Beast In Revealation

June 13th 2015 Speaking of Boats
There is a huge paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal….the new boat sale it was called the Ketch of the day..…. So I understand they’ve developed polyethylene sails for boats now. I guess it’s clear sailing from here on. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned. Which story in the Bible is known as Jesus’ Stern Warning….Jesus sleeping in the Stern during the storm

May 16th…Speaking of Pray…Eagles are very Talonted when it comes to preying, Pythons go to great length in their Preying…Sponges find they are easy prey dure to their poriferal Vision issues…Which Epistle or letter writer in the Bible had the nickname Old Camel Knees because he used prayer to get over the humps of Church Life…

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Robby’s Riddle for Nov 8th:
One Senator told me I don’t trust these hills because they’re always up to something… Other Senators tell me coming off the hill always brings them down… Naturally Old Senators never die they just go over the Hill.. Which character in the Bible’s army succeeded the most when he was on the Hill up-in-arms.. Yet he was so over the Hill that he was almost disarmed which could have led to sort of an Armageddon…just sayin

Robby’s Riddle for Nov 1: Speaking of fours….The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion…When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds…just sayin…. A long knife has been invented that cuts four loaves of bread at a time called a four loaf cleaver…One College bred recipe is a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough. A family with four boys and a history of weak eyes told me son-glasses were very expensive.. In the book of Genesis what four headed creation had a mouth and sometime crested but no teeth, eight banks and to top all that one head sounded like a female tiger.. I’m not Lion???

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Robby’s Riddle June 21

The song writer in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release, he kept trying to get out on his cell phone.. … Stuck there he just kept working with his prose and cons…His musical training taught him that the prison walls were not to scale… However, his little buddy the fortune teller did escape…yep, he was a small medium at large….Which Bible Jail birds must been rolling in poison Ivy because of the rash of breakouts….

Robby’s Riddle June 14, 2014

Speaking of walking; Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted …..The toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?” However, when the gunman walked in, he turned the place into a flee market. …To the tight rope walking couple, going steady had some great appeal… Although they were both a bit hi-strung…just sayin…Which Chariots in The Bible; If you walked in front of them in sin, would make you feel a run down?..

Robby’s Riddle June 7th 2014

Speaking of Hearing…Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant. I heard Einstein got along well with his parents … relatively speaking….Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels…or…Did you hear of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up having a personal foul for excessive aviation… In keeping with my humor.. Who a-choir-ed a taste for listening to Angels in the Bible?

Robby’s Riddle May 17th

Net Worthing is one thing, but personally I have always thought something was fishy about Net Working…. Just sayin.. Perhaps if you try this Net Worthing you could get a great catch , translated that’s a net gain…. Surfing the net was certainly a swell idea, but it has caused a whole wave of problems…An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn’t have enough band width. Which Story in the Bible tells about Net Income….

Robby’s Riddle May 10th

Jon Folsom told me He’s not de-fenceless but he does sometimes suffer from post depression syndrome…I am told that disease may be linked to fence building, the fence builders union has been known to picket about all that.. From what I heard management really took of-fence, they were just railing about hose picketers… Eventually the charges wrought were ironed out and a few were to chicken to get all wired up about it. Fences in the Bible were often called walls, Which City in the Bible became defenseless because of a Shout?

Robby’s Riddle May 3rd, 2014

Captain Jim told me that people need to learn to be happy with the State they’re in…. …. When the pope, was on his 2008 tour of the States, believe it or not he skipped Mass…… Naturally he rode a limo because most state laws don’t give a thumbs up to hitch-hikers.. What Bible character’s judgment came as a result of a rash statement that lead to him being in a state of rash Leprosy…. Namaan

Robby’s Riddle April 26th

One Mother was home schooling her very punny children for their eighteen summers when she ask: What are the small rivers that run into the Nile? Little Betty said: “The juve-niles!” Then What are the Great Plains? Joey answered, 747, Concorde, and F-16! Where is the English Channel? Betty’s reply, I don’t know our TV doesn’t pick it up. What is a relief Map Joey: The way to the bathroom? What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz? Betty replied: A con-tour map. What Bible Character in the Bible had some Juveniles call him Bald and it ended up a bit grisly for those kids, you could say?? Elisha

Robby’s Riddle April 19th

Lillie’s friends told me this 5k Event has been going on for 5 years running…Due to the rain today no one has to be concerned about this being a dry run….In fact for a while it rained so hard we had a problem with some runoff … The race was over a bit ago and it was a photo finish… the footage was amazing… What would you say was the most famous foot race in the Bible…even death was defeated… and who won?? John and Peter at the tomb

Robby’s Riddle April 12th

Speaking of a Shepherding conference: we have some baaaad puns coming your way with this riddle: can fellow shepherds get a Staff discount or just the crooks I understand they are not wanting to fleece anybody… My real concern is that their speaker Dr. Tedd Tripp will just be spinning yarns….just kidding…Oh that would be goats…..Ryan told me that Lady lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube, did you know that.. Which Bible Character’s son was saved because a sheep was exhausted to the point of being totally bushed??? Abraham’s

Robby’s Riddle April 5

Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren’t four irons It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing…
Which Bible Character tried to iron out a friends problem at the water hazard where he suffered from an iron deficiency… Oh the Irony of if all…. With all this ironing we decided to call a press conference …

Robby’s Riddle March 29

Speaking of Easter; what did the Chocolate Easter Bunny Say to the boy that ate his nose off, “No Bunny nose the trouble I’ve seen”. Then the little boy bit off his ear, to which the bunny said, “I can’t hare you.” Then the little boy melted him down into a Chocolate cross, “yeah for a moment he was a hot cross bunny. You could say he sort of double crossed him, or he had him in the cross Hares…just sayin The Easter plot contained how many gardens??? How many gardens were in the Easter plot???

Robby’s Riddles March 22nd 2014

If you took an American heritage troop to dig for coal would they still be miners? An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Patti and David both teach that: Teaching your kids in the heat of the moment is bad heir-conditioning. Right now you may be asking yourself are these puns for kids or groan-ups: Which husband in the Bible struggled to have children and he may have said this about his wife:, “she is unbearable’. Getting a blank stare he tried: ‘she is impregnable’. Then finally he figured he had it: ‘she is inconceivable!’

Robby’s Riddle March 15, 2014

Speaking of rekindling; one piece of wood is all it takes to get the Robby’s Hobbies Audience rekindled, I call it a mono-log…. If it’s not funny I take the heat…. Just sayin…  Dr. Kimball told me, “getting too close with those rekindling questions can lead to the third degree”, he told me he had been burned a few times with those questions.. In Exodus when the priests rekindled these articles in the tabernacle the heat was in-tents so to speak… What did the Priests Rekindle in the Tabernacle???  The Alter or the Incense or the Lamp Stand

Robby’s Riddle March 8

Skiers who don’t take Brad’s skiing instruction course often find themselves adrift …Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there. Brad told me that those snow machine salesmen, they tend to be flakey ….During the Exodus when this brother and sister spoke about their brother’s Ethiopian wife, you could save God showed up White on Time with sort of a snow job on the sister…Who were they?  Mirium and Aaron

Robby’s Riddle March 1

I told Becky Not to let any runners run through screen doors they would strain themselves … Also no running along the railroad tracks or they may soon feel run down … Dr. Jekyll’s more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can’t always Hyde.. I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises I’m calling it a ‘fool injection system’…. Which Bible Character’s Coffee Mug must have had legs.. Because his cup runneth over????


Robby’s Riddle February 22

Speaking of Old, in Matt’s Firm: Cannon Wealth Management services…  I’m told that Old employees never die the accountants never die some just lose their balance…some of the investors never die, they just lose interest.. Some of their Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.. Some of the really Old investors never die, they just roll over Some of their Old cashiers never die, they just check out….. And there cooks, (they really don’t have any cooks but I really laughed at this one …Old cooks never die, they just get deranged… … Two charters in the Old Testament never died… they must have been Pilots because they went to a higher plane, later I am told they will be put out to Pastor… Who were they?? The Two that never died in the Old Testament

Enoch and Elijah and possibly Mecheldek

Robby’s Riddle Feb 15th, (with Guest Host Dennis Breeden)

Robby told me he talks about eternity all the time….  Those looking for lost clocks can never find the time…..Length times width times height speaks volumes…..In which book of the Bible did Jesus think the plumbs had dried out, because it was time to prune ???

Robby’s Riddle’s Feb 8th

A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC’s Museum…The bride’s best friend is so proud, she’s practically made of honor….When a judge eats out His Honor is at steak… Which Bible Character Honored the Passover when he lambasted the mutton….. Moses

Robby’s Riddle Feb 1st 2014

Speaking of Spring…. Clock makers get all wound up before they spring into action…The best floor exercise gymnasts come from Palm Springs. Just sayin… Is there a best month of spring? There May be..

Which Bible Character when he did his thing it added some spring to everyone’s step but they sometimes got cold feet.

Robby’s Riddle for Jan 25th

When old story tellers die they are really mythed…..My daughter Mariah told me a story about her bed? she made it up….. The plot to my story on Lake Erie was really quite shallow…  Who’s story in the Bible rally left you hanging… Judas/Absalom/Paul

Robby’s Riddle January 18th

Picking the Domain name for  Pastor Marcus’ web site was easy Kingdom com….When you think about it both gleaning for the world and Kingdom come have everything to do with saving… I knew a guy who saved money for his company he cut all the electricity. They were soon in the black…just sayin You should always put on more sun tan lotion it will help you save face.. and you wont get cancer like the guy they tried to save him with an Chemo I.V. but it was all in vein…When I think of Gleaning I think of this Bible Character who won his Love’s heart by Playing the Field…Who was it???… Boaz

Robby’s Riddles Jan 11th

When I heard that Parker was coming I was looking forward to horsing around a little with my riddles…

Originally when Parker switched from sailingto, horses her life took on a new tack, she thought she may want to bail when she found out how much she had to pony up.

But she has learned so many new things like…you have to keep the mane thing the mane thing and horses eat best when they don’t have a bit in their mouth…. Just sayin…Horses are a very stable animal as long as you give them free rein, and you never want a stable with a sick bay…nope….. Which New Testament Character learned the main thing by being a little horse????

Robby’s Riddle January 4th, 2014

Dave told me part of the secret getting to be a pilot was “landing” a job because of friends in “High Places”.. and naturally a good “altitude”….just sayin.. Which “Pilot” in the Bible would you say when things got “turbulent” he was “up in the air” with his descison???

Robby’s Riddle December 28th

Benjamin Franklin flew a kite in a storm hoping no one would steal his thunder… What does a storm-cloud wear under it’s coat . . . Thunderwear…just sayin…Sometimes lightning strikes people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself… When a second group of Soldiers who went after this Bible Prophet took steps to figure out the lightning that killed an earlier group of soldiers.. Well…After a few steps it struck them… Who was the Prophet??

Robby’s Riddle Dec 21st

My Friend Matthew is going to sell Christmas Trees so he got all Spruced Up….Yes, many young Christmas trees get coal in their stockings…they tend to be knotty….Those interested only in board games at Christmas might just be chess nuts roasting by an open fire. Scrooge won the Christmas Football game when the Ghost of Christmas Passed… Just sayin.  Who was the most transparent father in the Bible?  God the Holy Spirit at Jesus conception or God the Father Himself

Robby’s Riddle Dec 14th

Speaking of Toys for Christmas, do you know what Mrs. Santa Clause said when there arose such a clatter on her roof?? Sounds like “rain” , “dear”….. There are some folks who are terribly afraid of Santa Clause I mean they are terrfied, yep.. Cluastraphobic…As the Christian Car Guy I was very interested to know how Santa cleans his sleigh…Comet….just sayin… Biblically speaking what comes before Christmas Eve??? Adam

Robby’s Riddle for December 7th

Speaking of Toys this Christmas did you know the Yo Yo inventor spent years telling duncan he really had something .. They figured he was just stringing them along…Really intense the inventor of the Gyro Scope hand to be kept under lock and key…Yes it was all very Top Secret…Shhhhh.. … On which Mountain did Moses find the Orginal.. Top Ten… Mt Siani

Robby’s Riddle for November 30th

Christmas Atmosphere it’s everywhere and speaking Atmosphere did you hear about NASA’s failure on the Space Station … yes they started a Restaurant up there and none of the astronauts would come; they claimed no Atmosphere…My buddy got a job at the sardine factory that said he would promote that can do Atmosphere.. Which passage in the Bible clearly describes a Godly Atmosphere?

Robby’s Riddle for Nov 23rd

I had a job as a Rapper in college, but it was a gift wrapper… I was presently employed.. Yes on today’s show we are both Rapping and Unwrapping. The Guy who invented the girdle in England got a Bum Wrap…just sayin…We also have a lot to do with Healing …Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced. Which Bible Character could you say Jesus healed him in spite of his being well heeled..

Robby’s Riddle Nov 16th

Trail Life’s You Tube Video would you call that a Trailer? Well, anyway it came off without a Hitch…Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet… Naturally most podiatrists know defeat…just sayin…Which disciple would you say based on his defeat was wishy washy?  Peter

Robby’s Riddles Nov 9th

AT this boot camp…When they claimed to house a thousand campers that was a lot of bunk…just sayin… and speaking of love: I love a good play on words but my wife can’t stand the punishment… She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still……Much like Zach and Cody the Israelites went searching for the land flowing with milk and honey because they had what kind of tooth?

Robby’s Riddle Nov 2

The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists…just sayin..Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. …Did you know it takes video replay analysts a long time to cut their grass? They do it in slo-mow…. What was the greatest Hay making day in the Bible…yes like grass Hay… What was the greatest Hay making day in the Bible?.. Joshua 8: The Day the sun stood still

Robby’s Riddle for Oct 26

Being Pastor Appreciation month I know many a Pastor/ Sheppard who could use refreshing… Yep, when the females don’t show up for Staff meeting you feel ewes less … That was baaaad…Many times when folks look at your staff they see a Crook… just sayin… many times your flock thinks you are trying to fleece them. Which Israelite traitor in the Bible’s death along with his sheep was written in stone?… Achan in the book of Joshua 7:

Robby’s Riddle for Oct 12th 2013

God’s Picture of the Three in community is imprinted on almost everything….The circus had to renew their insurance policy. They were in a hurry, so the insurance company issued a three ring binder…. My great uncle Mortimer always seem to have a cross word. So they buried him six down and three across. When the young lady missionary stepped out into the dusk with her three sisters she had a sudden four-shadowing. … What three terms were often used when talking down to this bible character in the cistern… Jeremiah, Well, Well, Well

Robby’s Riddle for Oct 5th

Some say a paradox is two physicians, that parasites is what you may see atop the Washington Monument. That when you are stopped by two police cars, That means they called in the paratroopers..To take this to the extreme two kids playing two games of chutes and ladders screaming at each other for cheating….would be some Paranoid Parachuters… Which Bible Character upset Pharaoh by his Paralyzing Comments….  ???? Abraham…about his wife Sari

Robby’s Riddle Sept 28th

This morning at the Middle Eastern Christian festival it’s sort of a  Bedouin breakfast….just sayin .. I wouldn’t be caught dead missing this festival… If I was the Police might view this as a hummuscide…The festival has sort of a middle east outdoor market feel, yes  you can find bazaar items for sale….Naturally there is always peace at the Middle Eastern  Christian Festival… That’s because of the nomad people…Which Girls’s Danacing in the Bible might be referred to as the first Naval Destroyer?? the daughter of Herodias

Robby’s Riddle Sept 21st

It seems all our guests today exemplify ‘life’, so speaking of life. Kyle told me Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life, The display of still-life art was not at all moving! most nuclear physicist only get that job for a half-life.. Who in the Bible had to focus so hard when fighting this particular animal to save his life you could say he had to keep the Mane thing the Mane thing?.. David or Goliath

Robby’s Riddle Sept 14th

One of the Christian counselors here told me of a client who came into all excited saying, “I’m the Tabernacle itself, I’m the ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet”. So the counselor told him, “Relax you’re too tents”…just sayin. Which Bible character was redeemed after being thrown into a depression?  Joseph was thrown in a hole by his brothers

Robby’s Riddles September 7th

Hans tells me that many Botanists study the Bible in trying to find their roots…..Hans tried to hire a research assistant to do Biblical experiments with plants but it didn’t work out because he hadn’t botany…..  Yes during Han’s research he found the missing Farmers proverb… yep… weed’em and reap…In what parable in the Bible did Jesus use common ground to reach common ground…  The parable of the Soils

Speaking of plots… Richard told me about An undertaker named Barry was involved in an underground plot….To be sure you never want to ad corn starch to your garden soil, that unless you want your plot to thicken…right Hans…If you are looking for plot progression in the Bible… It’s there, there is a whole book of Acts…Truly one of the main elements of the Bible’s plot is the characters which caretaker’s plot  was just what he Urned…..Judus

Robby’s Riddles for August 31

Speaking of Champions…My friend Darrin Koone the host of the Masculine Journey is the World Champion of the Balder dash… …just saying… The Champion Surfers got Wave reviews.. My friend wasn’t the champion of the Astronomers but he did get the constellation Prize…Which philistine Champion in the Bible was a Tall Order…. Goliath

Speak of Events that happen eventually,…..Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out.. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me… Arguments about the weather will eventually blow over….How did the Ethiopian in the books of Acts find a Solution to his problem and I do mean a Solution.. Baptism

Robby’s Riddles for Aug 24

Speaking of roads, Tim told me. If Hawaii was criss-crossed with many highways, some people might think of it as road island….just sayin…I don’t know about you but I hate it when Harley motorcyclists hog the road…My Wife Always keeps a piece of asphalt in her purse to place on the table of any restaurant we visit.. yep that way right before she leaves … She can Say I’d like a Sweet Tea for the road.. Who in the Bible had a blind date on a road …

Speaking of Health… Michelle tells me when speaking of health prunes are the way to go… Water on most farms is extra healthy, yes it’s well water…The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.. Who in the Old Testamnet pretended to be insane in fact you could say he was the spitting image of insanity….

Robby’s Riddle August 17th

Speaking of Arts for life…Don told me that a big reason he chose this non-profit was he was drawn to art…. He told me that the more he’s worked on it he’s starting to see the big picture…Who in the Bible would you say was an artist based on the fact that he was always drawing a crowd…

Speaking of Carrying…The sad news was that Katie threw jello at her husband, who had her arrested for carrying a congealed weapon Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying… When two trucks carrying soft drinks collided there was a pepsi-dent… What Verse in 1st Timothy is a dead giveaway?

Robby’s Riddles August 10th 2013

When Paul was writing A Voice From the Pew he was also the church Janitor and Organist so basically he had to watch his keys and pews… When some folks think Pew, the think P U like in the Military where the P U’s are according to Rank… And you sure don’t want to cross your cell phone with your P U because your service will stink… Who in The Bible got blessed because of his P U….  I would add at the time he did not have the right to bare arms… Jacob

Speaking of The Second amendment And the right to Bear Arms… I do understand recently that folks are up in arms about the second amendment…In fact some folks are going ballistic..Just sayin… Personally, I think they are just jumping the gun.. What does Deuteronomy teach about arms to keep the peace…

Deuteronomy 33:2727 The eternal God is your refuge,And underneath are the everlasting arms;He will thrust out the enemy from before you,And will say, ‘Destroy!’

Robby’s Riddles for August 3rd

Bob Neff tells me that though humble in secular matters, most ministers have an altar ego…just sayin…Bob also told me that you have to be very careful when you are a minister not to break your leg or you may become a Lay-Man… Ministers in Dairy communities have the distinct advantage of  being able to bless their members milk before it’s sold…  yes they Pastorize it……Speaking of Dairy what was it that had the Jews Buzzing about this Utterly magnificent Land they were headed to in the Old Testament?

Speaking of Dreams  Most pipe dreams just go down the tubes… Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. My wife Tammy said I’d been tolkien in my sleep… That ones for you Sam… A bee’s dream is to someday live in Polynesia… A bankrupt window installer felt the pane of shattered dreams.. Which Ruler in Genesis was told by God in a dream that going after his dream girl was a dead end?

Robby’s Riddles for July 20th

Greg and His son love Sunflower seeds.. in fact you could say he’s the spitting image of his dad, just sayin… I read about a father who died leaving thousand of clocks… His son is winding up the estate….Of course when _________ was young his father could only rest after son down…. Who’s son in the Bible was a about done for; but with God’s ramifications was saved?…”Abraham”

When that spider in the Amazon Jungle bit Jennifer, he got a taste of religion, just sayin… It’s fairly easy to find an ATM on The Amazon sure just stop at the bank…When Jennifer went to her church in the Amazon she was teaching on Prayer… Which saint in the Bible may have come from the Forrest because you couldn’t see the Forrest for the knees?…”Nehemiah”

Robby’s Riddle’s for July 13th

Christopher will tell you that Our country’s olympic swimming program has quite a talent pool…Now, personally I won the twister talent contest hands-down…just say-in…remember the game twister..hands down. it will come to ya.. After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him…Which Epistle writer in the Bible spoke of an athlete in need of Dental work…  actually he mentions it in two books: Answer: Paul

1Cr 9:25 And everyone who competes [for the prize] is temperate in all things. Now they [do it] to obtain a perishable crown, but we [for] an imperishable [crown].
2Ti 2:5 And also if anyone competes in athletics, he is not crowned unless he competes according to the rules.

Praying the Prayers of the Bible is praying by the book so to speak.. you know this new book on incantations is useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.. A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover..just sayin.. Which Bible Character when Judged in the Bible..you might say he went a bit obverboard… Answer: Jonah/Paul

Robby’s Riddles for July 6th, 2013

Kimberly as writer she surely understands that to write with a broken pencil is pointless… Writer’s cramp is also known as Authoritis… A dead writer of music is de-composing..just sayin…

Biblical Ill-Literation was needed for the description of the Israelites when the meat of what animal was still between their teeth?  In fact it was an untweetable disease for some…

Speaking of Homes…This Just In.. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy… A band of teenagers cruised past my a nearby home and pelted it with rotten tomatoes. Police described it as a drive-by fruiting … Also always remember When entering a funeral home, remember to stay alert and always look alive!…just sayin…Which Bible Character in order to say alive needed to keep his head…

Robby’s Riddles for June 30th

Both Pierced Ministries and Hollie Marie have hope in their ministry truly…However… Hollie hoped for a photographic memory but it never developed. My mother in law hoped for blonde hair all her life but when she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.. Hopefully, the guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.. Hoping for sleep What Characters in the Bible could have been arrested for resisting a – rest?

Answer: “The disciples, Adam, Samuel”

James will tell you to always pray because some don’t have a prayer, that is they didn’t listen to Robby’s Hobbies and Seven days without a pun makes one weak…just sayin…Pray when you see A dentist and a manicurist in the same building because they fight tooth and nail. This Prophet was always in prayer but some folks might think he got to big for his britches because he was exposed in the end. Who was the Prophet that was exposed in the end… Answer: ” on the air Paul and Noah(Funny), I was thinking Isaiah

Robby’s Riddles for June 8TH, 2013

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence… Just Sayin… If a pig loses it’s voice is it disgruntled…Sometimes when David’s male sheep wouldn’t come at the sound of his voice he would have to resort to a Ram-page.. …Which Bible Character herd loud voices screaming at him and then was run over by a single Honda in the books of Acts..

Terry’s Book Songs of My Soul I wonder if she has many in-choir about it….My favorite allergy song is Blowin’ in the Wind by Peter Pollen Mary…  My daughter tells me I often brake into song because I  can’t find the key.. Which book in the Bible did Solomon want to write and his 900 wives asked him to. ‘Refrain?’ and, He said, ‘of chorus I will….

Robby’s Riddles for June 1st, 2013

Ann told me that Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon and on… And Speaking of roads my friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there…He hated that job so badly, you could even say he pulled out all the stops..Just Sayin… Where in the Bible did an animal stop on the road and would have said more but he was a little horse??? Balaam’s Donkey Numbers 22

Speaking of Truth… this just in: Soda truth revealed – it was a sundae when Abe ‘n Anna split. A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability… The Truth as Opposed to Lion…You can’t trust a tiger. You never know when he might be lion.. circus lions won’t eat clowns because they taste… funny..Just sayin,…What Father in the Bible was know for sandwiching his Son Ruben between Levi and And Simeon before he blessed Naphtali he wasn’t  Lion…that was Judah …Jacob

Robby’s Riddles for May 25, 2013

I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation… The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper. Overheard in as I was walking by the Biology Table in the book fair – ‘I learned about the colon through the process of elimination….. I don’t think God liked school either… Where in the Bible did God say don’t put me to the test?

Old home schoolers never die, they just lose their faculties… Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended..just sayin…. A computer student was told to work harder in school or he wouldn’t get an up-grade….It isn’t the school building Homeschoolers are trying to get away from it’s the principal of it.  God even lets one Church in the book of Revelation Skip the test… which church was it?

Robby’s Riddles for May 11, 2013

Larry new when he got all this publicity that he had hit pay Yurt…He told me it was kind of hard to get up because of all the missed stakes they had. In fact Larry set up his Yurt with a Positive In-tent.. What people in the Bible hit Pay Yurt with their Tent…  Sara and Abraham was called in and correct, but I was really thinking the Tabernacle and the Israelis..

In order for Pfafftown Christian to Have their Yard Sale first they had to find three feet… They’re using those  three feet to save soles… When this lady beheld feet in the books of Acts those same feet carried her out… Sapphira..Acts 5:Then Peter said to her, “How is it that you have agreed together to test the Spirit of the Lord? Look, the feet of those who have buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out.”

Robby’s Riddles for May 4, 2013

You know Billy talking Corn with me could be hazardous to your health; Some Say I’m a cereal stalker with my husky voice and seedy appearance,  you might even say it’s earie…. But shucks it sure is fun… you may not believe this but at Times Billy I’ve been know to Crack corn and not even care… Just sayin.. When Did Jesus Disciples Crack corn because they had ears to hear??  Disciples eating the Corn; Mark 2:23

Speaking of City: The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator.. When the Big City Card Shark shows up at City Church he must be dealt with, right Chris.. The big city planner’s job was difficult because he didn’t know what ease-meant…Chris Told me that every Pastor needs a Little humor and this barley qualifies… What City in The Bible would be known for it’s bread winners?? Bethlehem… The House of Bread

Robby’s Riddles for April 27, 2013

My dentist told me to take up motor cycling with my bad teeth I could be  the leader of the plaque….One minute I’m sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I’m sure I don’t want to. It’s a vicious cycle..When Ruth fell off the motorcycle her boyfriend drove on Ruthlessly. Who in the Bible was determined not to be Ruthless??

Brueke to Heaven is sort of a Blessing in de skies.. Since Tim couldn’t get more down to earth, he just came up with it out of the blue…just sayin… Some say Tim wrote this book about heaven so he would quit harping on it… In 2 Corinthians Paul talks about being called up to Third Heaven, what are the three heavens Paul is talking about??

Robby’s Riddles for April 20, 2013

Pastor Chris tells me …Yachts that your brothers own are relation ships, that the one vegetable never allowed on any ship is a leek, The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. What Bible Character couldn’t fathom what happened to him on this ship?

Tammy tells me that if all the women left the country that would lead to a Stagnation.. The ladies all try to fish while at Parksprings Goodheart weekend because it’s help them have allure…just sayin… Which infamous women in invented the concept of mind over platter..

Robby’s Riddles for April 6

Speaking of Caught up Mike choked on his all-day sucker and would have fallen off the carousel, but the security guard caught him lollygagging around.. It’s a good thing he caught you Mike, The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged… Even though this Bible Character wasn’t into graffiti he was caught by the writing on the wall who was he???

Hope’s Cinderalla with a twist, one question might be why Cinderella got kicked off the baseball team, the basketball team and the volley ball team; I heard she ran away from the ball, just sayin.. Who in the Bible would you say was a Cinderella Story?

Robby’s Riddles for March 16th

Darrin with Dangerous Hearts always tells me…Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Speaking of danger, as he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner. At Dangerous Heart Boot camp the ministry is in Tents…Just Sayin.. Whose Ministry in the Bible was In-Tents??  Moses, Abraham, Paul

When Martin first took his Bike Rodeo idea to the City they told him to peddle his ideas elsewhere.. right now they were into re-cycling.. Perhaps they were two tired but eventually he roped them into it.. What Big Wheels in The Bible Were Awesome when they Spoke…. Eziekiel’s

Robby’s Riddles for March 9th

Gunar with Robinhood Family Pharmacy tells me that when you have a bladder infection urine trouble… and the one thing they don’t sell at Robinhood family pharmacy is Velcro, it’s a rip off…Yes Gunar some would say I’m addicted to punography ..do ya have anything for that. I can tell you the one addiction you’ll never have to fill a prescription for.. Brake fluid addiction..yep with that one you can stop anytime…just sayin…What Good Addiction did Paul Mention in 1st Corinthians??

It’s Like I always say here on Robby’s Hobbies, those who play in Musical Celebrations can make great progress by listening to this whole show, yes to do that they have to stay tuned…Jody and David tell me they will never retire, they are afraid of Post Dramatic Stress Disorder…What book in the Bible do actors tend to gravitate….??

Robby’s Riddles for February 16, 2013

Man-up…  thinking of some of the great men in History: The inventor of the incubator was the first hatch-it man.. Men like Kernel Mustard who survived the pepper spray and is now a seasoned veteran.  Men like John Deere the only equipment that he wouldn’t stand behind was his manure spreader. Who would you say was the First Man up in the Bible??

Dr. Daves’ first piece of Chiropractic Advice is don’t get addicted to crack. Dr. Dave told me he went to great pains to cure the logger from his lumbar problem…just sayin.. Dr. Dave told me in order to get his doctorate they gave him the Third Degree… Where in Ecclesiastes is Solomon perhaps referring to the nervous system?? ECC 12:6 Remember Him before the silver cord is broken and the golden bowl is crushed, the pitcher by the well is shattered and the wheel at the cistern is crushed;

Some of the  pastors at the evangelism conference were once lawyers and converted because of cross examining.. The conference janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews…The Name of this year’s conference is Culture Outreach because they are offering Free Yogurt: What Culture Outreach in the Bible did Jesus portray…

Robby’s Riddles March 2, 2013

As Jim would tell you at optimist’s Soccer practice they never let the little girls play in Cinderella dresses, yep, they’ll run away from the Ball every time…did you ever notice that if the soccer players get overheated they head for the sideline….yes, that so they can get close to the fans. What Kicker in the Bible took a lot of goading??

My Mother shared with me the FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH:

His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh, The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh, The brother who worked at a convenience store  Stop N Gogh  ,The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh His magician uncle Where-diddy Gogh , The nephew who drove a stage coach  Wells-   far  Gogh    The ballroom dancing aunt —Tang Gogh, The bird lover uncle  Flamin Gogh, The little bouncy nephew Poe Gogh, And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh ,  Who in the Bible may have been related to Vincent because you could see he had a huge E-Gough?

Robby’s Riddles for February 9th, 2013

John, the question I’m sure the question that’s on everyone’s mind is when you took a shot at writing a spiritual book on deer hunting: did you do that to make a buck or a lot of doe….? What hunter in the Bible passed the buck to his twin brother?  Callers said Jacob… I would have said Essau

Andy tells me that the biggest problem with his ministry is keeping up his energize employees,  They keep going and going… Yep, especially that darn rabbit is one unique bunny …the only way to get near him is when unique up on him…What Bible Character would you compare to the Energize Bunny… He kept going and going…. Job, Paul… Jesus!!!

Robby’s Riddles for Feb 2nd, 2013

Russ is used to asking for the impossible like.. When God Said: I Need an ark to save two of every animal? Russ Said…I noah guy. Just because sleeping comes Natural to you dosn’t mean everyone can find a place.. that’s what Russ and Kristen work on.. You ask, “What do you mean sleep comes natural to me”…sure you can do it with your eyes closed…just sayin…Addictions lead to much homelessness, yes I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now…AT one point in this Bible Characters life he was a homeless basket case and over drawn at the bank??

Who was it?? Moses….



Kristen to made a batch of Fish eye soup, because, she thought perhaps it could see them through the week.. Just so you know, helping the homeless relocate is a moving experience.. The Wise men were homeless all the way from the east…but do you know why they had ashes on their sandals….???? They can from Afar/ A Fire

Robby’s Riddles for January 26th

When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary. Those changing baby diapers sometimes act rashly..What Baby dispute in the Bible you would have to say ended in a split decision??? Jacob and Essau, or Salomon’s Wisdom with the two prostitutes..

When the electrician apprentice made mistakes, his mother grounded him.. If children were allowed to dig for coal, would they still be miners…. The parsley farmer couldn’t pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages…Which mother in the Bible faces Satan Himself trying to Devour her Child?? Revelation 12

Robby’s Riddle for January 19th

According to Richard..THE TROUBLE WITH DIVORCE: Odds are, your attorney’s kids can afford college…  Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn’t lever.. The divorced couple hurled Horse Radish and Boston cream pie at each other – it was a bitter, custardy dispute.Who in The Bible the most opportunities for divorce?   Solomon 900 Wifes

You know..Some of her Poems Katherine didn’t publish…but it could have been verse…Now, whenever you judge my poetry always remember the punishment should fit the rhyme.. Just sayin

And you do realize when Katherine dies since she’s a post she will meter maker. Which books in the Bible are considered poetry???  Song of Songs amongst others

Robby’s Riddle for Jan 12, 2013

The Gospel is the good news so Mary and Greg told me Permanent press is a cycle of news laundering… Teaching history is old news… An astronomy column in the newspaper would have a lot of space devoted to it… What does the Gospel Mean to you?

Now Larry with the Oar Foundation does a lot of work with Veterans, so he immediately notice my Cross bow wound…. It’s true I shot off the end of my left thumb but on the other hand I am Fine… David in the Bible was a true warrior, but why was he also know as the best baby sitter? He Rocked Goliath a sleep

Robby’s In very Bad taste riddles for January 5th 2013

Speaking of Donors Diane told me England doesn’t have an eye-bank but it does have a Liverpool…What’s your favorite Organ Transplant in the Bible… Some said the heart and one said Adam’s rib

Solus Christos means in Christ Alone speaking od Alone Paula told me…If you’re alone and get too cold you might become ice-olated. Ever Tried Honeymoon Salad yes it’s Lettuce Alone… Where in the Bible do you find the Meaning of Solus Christos… John 14:6 “Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life no one comes to the father except through me.”

Robby’s Riddles for Dec 22nd

When Nedrea went to hair dresser school they taught her many short cuts…I’m not going to say my wife is shorter than me but she can’t see the forest for the knees… What was Jesus’ Promise to the short people…. Matthew 28:20
teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” Amen.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?…Santa Flush..or Sani Flush either work

What do you call Santa when he has no money?…Saint Nickel-less

Robby’s Riddles for Dec 15th

Trisha tells me that faith walking has a lot to do with Resting in fathers love… Bob told me that when he was a little boy he only got rest after Son Down… Do the people who climb the world’s highest mountain ever rest?… And it’s Like I always say…when looking for the rest-room always try to find a relief-map… Who rested in Paul’s Preaching in The Bible ???

Bob told me that 109-U-Pull it is at the Junk-tion of Hwy 109 and I40…just sayin…You don’t need a map to find your way around Bob’s Yard you can easily get your bearings…Who in the  begged Jesus for Scraps??

Robby’s Riddles for December 8th

As David told me that any good Shepherd knows that when you see a sheep start to itch.. it always means they have fleece. Shepherd’s also know you only use the boy sheep for fish restaurants, those are the battering rams. But be careful if you get a dozen with beepers, they can create a ram-page.  This person in the Bible’s, ‘would be sacrifice’ had serious Ramifications…who was it??  Abraham and God

Dr. Scott told me that maximized living for a Bee is to live in Pollenesia.. Maximized living for a sponge is to really soak I in…. Maximized living for an Optometrists is to dilate.  Who in the Bible lived the Maximized life ……. Jesus Christ

Robby’s Riddles for December 1st

Deena with the Red Cross tells me the only mistakes they make while taking blood is all the type-“O’s” …but I Had a blood test the other day, it took a lot out of me.  Yes, they told to be more optimistic, I think cause the said my type was always “B” negative.. Who in the Bible would you guess was the First person with B negative blood…. Cain who slew Abel

Since Audrey knows the Healer perhaps she could help the man who rode in a carpool and felt sick whenever they passed under a certain tunnel. His doctor diagnosed this as carpool tunnel syndrome.. The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.. What fish in the Bible’s mother kept calling the Sturgeon to see if there was any Change?? four-drachma coin from Matt17:

Robby’s Riddles for November 24th

Aubrey tells me that Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas… She’s always breaking into song – She can never find the right key!  Who in the Bible must have lost their keys because they broke out into the first Song?? Miriam … Moses Sister

Speaking of Christmas Mark Walker tells me  that When the bald man got a comb for Christmas? His response was Thanks, I’ll never part with this! All the Bucks say merry Christmas Dear on Christmas… I’m told Marks’ dog got into eating all the Christmas decorations and came down with tinsellitis… What Animals are actually mentioned in the Christmas Story???  Sheep

Robby’s Riddles for November 3rd

Keith and Emily told me The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.. At first they wouldn’t use leather, but then they were suede…. This Heel in the Bible was known as the one shoe wonder??? Boaz’s close relative in the book of Ruth

Cindy would tell you that at God Encounters you get a chance to meet with God.. What do you call a duck that meets its future self? A Pairadux. How did I meet Eve you ask? I rescued her from a gutter…. In the Bible these boy’s dad always had them go fer wood, you would think they were having a board meeting….who were they???  Shem, Ham a Japeth… Gopher wood

Robby’s Riddles for Oct 27th

June DeLugas Interiors Christmas open house, they are releasing little know facts about Christmas such as: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. and How sheep greet each other at Christmas? A merry Christmas to Ewe.  What does Adam say ever December 24th???  It’s Christmas, Eve!

Steeling for Missions… they are still ironing out the details here at 109-u-pullit..but the question I have is: would turning a bag of steel in for missions be sacrilege? According to Deuteronomy 25 what kind of metal in your bag would be sacrilege?  Unequal weigthts

Real Conference, let’s get real.. I have a fear of needles. They really get under my skin. From what I understand pediatricians are real kidders…AT June DeLugas interiors right now the furniture is real but the curtains, they’re drawn…Which real bread winner in the Bible ended up with a real hangover…  Joseph’s prison mate the Baker


Robby’s Riddles for Oct 20th

Orlando with P11 services Loves to hire ex FBI  men, he says nothing works better than a cleaning agent….They say his team is never allowed in Fire stations… No spot cleaning in a dalmation station you know… Who in the Bible was trying to cash in on cleaning house.  The Widow from Luke 15 who lost her coin

Howard White with Clear my pane window cleaning says it’d hard to put off his clients.. They see right through me. He tells me you have to be very careful in his line of work or you will feel the pane of shattered dreams… Who in the Bible had the first Window…and I’m guessing he really needed it, I’m just sayin??? Noah

Steeling for missions, you could say Bob and Larry are trying to Iron our their Mission Cash crisis.. I told them this would really raise the Bar for Missions giving everywhere… The important thing while steeling for missions is to not lose your temper… Speaking of having no Ax to grind.. Who in the Bible ironically didn’t lose his temper when he had a Problem to iron out? Elisha from 2 Kings 6:

Robby’s Riddles for Oct 13th

Howard White with………………………    told me that People who day dream in the Bath Tub… Are Wishy Washy… Who in the Bible might you say was Wishy Washy??… Noah, Jonah, Peter, The leapers who were healed and didn’t come back and Thank Jesus

It took Noah forty days to get all washed up…so to speak, which animal did Noah mistrust???…Lion and Cheetah

The T shirt apologist was known for defending his right to bear arms… Who in the Bible was an Apologist to Kings??…. Ezra

Robby’s Riddles for Oct 6th 2012

Jerrod told me The Agape Corner Christian Boarding School has an Iron door… Yes they call it the school of hard knocks.. What do you lean about the fear of the Lord in the Bible??

Eileen with 40 days for Life in Raleigh told me Stir Fry cooks come from all Woks of Life…Which book in the Bible may have been titled “you light up my life”  The Gospel of John

Diane and Bobby prefer you get a little wreath for your Christmas shoe box to spruce it up a bit… Yes they told me getting all these shoe boxes done is not small feet…. But having it finished by November is a shoe in…Who in the Bible experienced the agony of defeat….???  The thief that didn’t accept Jesus on the cross

Robby’s Riddles for Sept 21st 2012

Aubrey’s CD contains the song “Fairy Tale” which speaks of Jesus return… Jeff,  I recently heard right here on this station that Jesus is coming back, did you know about that, yes well He is and you may also know that there is a white Horse involved… and Listening to Greg Laurie this week, I found out that horse has a name.. So to win Audrey’s CD just call in and Tell us the Name of the Horse Jesus is coming back to us on???

In Jeff’s Book Comfort Ahead .. He mentioned that Pirates Feet are always extremely comfortable, because of their fabulous booty.. History has been unfair to Herdias. She was just an ambitious young woman who wanted to get ahead.. Who was this woman of the new testament Herodias?

Robby’s Riddle for Sept 8th 2012

The Annie Moses Bands Pilgrim and Prodigals Tour… You would have to classify their music as Plymouth Rock….  What musical Instruments are mentioned praising God in the Bible??.. Harps and Liars and many more

God encounter are real life real women real encounters…So thinking about what is real…Watching the movie Titanic is a real downer ….The pediatrician was a real kidder.. The cheap hotel was really a violin..Who in the Bible though they appeared weak was really a hero in the Faith??… Moses, Gideon, Jacob and many more

Robby’s Riddles for August 11th 2012

Bob May and Ken Ham told me that a lot of the the geology Answers in Genesis are written in stone.. What in The Bible is written in Stone???  The Ten Commandments

Victor and Deneen are experience Radio folks… you know when ever radio people are in a parade we have to give a short Wave… They use many computer memory files for their show, in the computerized radio business we call them sound bytes..  What animal in the Bible would you say took a Bite out of crime????  The Lion of the tribe of Judah

Robby’s Riddles for August 4th 2012

Being the Christian Car Guy I will tell you that Paul’s Movie trailer came off with out a hitch.. Paul tells me that Christian Movies are a great way to project your faith… In Paul’s movie Animals in the Bible I understand that the Killer whale sequence was orchastrated… I do love the Watchman of the Bible, who were they???  The Prophet’s  Isiaiah 21, Ezeikiel 33

Alice has told me that you do have to keep many birds off your Prayer station signs..yes especially the birds of prey….Alice says prayer isn’t a science it’s a heart. In fact when prayer steals your heart it’s a cardiac arrest.. Coversely  the  murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate…Who’s Prayer in The Bible took 21 days to answer, but he got it from man clothed in linen, whose loins [were] girded with fine gold of Uphaz:  Daniel 10

Robby’s Riddles for July 14th

At Sheila’s last women’s weekend I’m told there was a broken perfume bottle, yes it was “Out of odor”. Some of the perfume got onto the blankets and they were quilty until proven in a scent. GoodHeart women teach that Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents. Since this weekend is at Park Springs they plan on teaching the single women how to fish.  Yes, that way they will have allure. Who broke a perfume bottle in the Bible?  John 12: 3 Mary

When John Tesh formed the band, he was so in tune with the members I’m told he was instrumental in them landing so much work, naturally that made them all more upbeat. When John’s band does Charity work, it’s called Band-aide.  John told me they tried to stream their concerts live on the internet but there wasn’t enough band width. Who in the Bible got thrown in the fire because they got a rise out of the King when they didn’t fall for the band?  Daniel 3: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego

Robby’s Riddles for July 7th, 2012

….Old Hickory Council Dear Mom Letter….Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad’s mother and tell her he is OK. He can’t write because of the cast.

I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn’t been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn’t hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still didn’t burn, but one of our tents did. Also some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back. Which Bible Characters could have written a similar letter to Dad….

Stand Up Ministries…Allison’s ministry motto is: “A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing” Allison feels she has been called to a stand ministry since she was a little girl ….first a lemonade stand then a hot dog stand but she got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun, then a prison ministry because they stand behind their convictions.  About now she’s saying Robby I can’t stand another one of these, but all I have to say is when I stand in front of all my fans, I’m blown away!  Who in the Bible, besides Jesus would you say had the firmest Stand??

Robby’s Riddles for June 30th 2012

As an Author if Miguel was caught stealing he would have the book thrown at him and probably put in a three storey jail. Were that to happen, his son-in-law who works for him would soon realize that when an inlaw works for an outlaw — income depends on outcome. What Jailer in The Bible had the Book thrown at him???  Paul’s Jailer   Acts 16

Community Serve was going to serve lunch at the auto repair ministry, but no one would eat it. It was full of carbs. A Bacteria walked in and tried to eat there and the waitress said, ‘We don’t serve bacteria in this place.’ The bacteria said, ‘But I work here, I’m staph.’ Alex tells me that Community Serve works on The Tennis Plan “First come First Serve”… Who in the Bible would you say organized the first Community Serve??  Noah, Joseph, Moses, Joshua….Jesus Mat 20:26 Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant,

Robby’s Riddles for June 23rd

Pastor Useph tells me there are so many folks packed intoPakistanthey can hardly contain themselves… So many folks that it’s against the Law to make jelly… Yes they’re afraid the area would become Jam Packed. So many people in theIndusRiverDelta area that when the Mangrove tree senses danger it packs up it’s trunk and leaves… I’m just sayin…Over crowding made this Bible Character’s choice like A pirate on the phone. He couldn’t get off the hook??

 Answers…both Lot and Zachius

Frank from the Liberian Orphanage tells me The primary need for orphans is apparent..  and he asked me before the show are these puns for children or groan-ups??? He also told me that African carnivores mainly eat fast food..  When you harvested in Bible times what were you to leave for the Widows and Orphans??  Answer: Gleanings

Robby’s Riddles for June 16th

Stanford’s Father loves sunflower seeds and now Stanford is the spiting image of his dad. A Year ago Stanford swallowed a pillow, the hospital described his condition as comfortable. So last summer his parents sent him to his grand fathers farm to become a farm hand and he grew another foot… I’m just sayin…When Stanford told his father that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said ‘I won’t stand in your way. Who was your favorite little boy in the Bible??

Thos e who work with us in Special ministries are known as specialists because we specialize in special… The specialsection reserved in the train for Julius was known as the Cesarean Berth. When the window-shade specialist got married, his bride was also a maid of awner. Workmen with special hats have super-visors. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. God often used common yet special people in the Bible, who was your favorite??

Robby’s Riddles for June 2

Dr Wingate told me in order to Start Kids Rock he had to get a little Bolder, his Kids are not like the Serpents’ or the ball players who have to strike out on their own.. The first lesson is in digging coal so they can be exceptional minors…Yes you should never take kids rock for granite.. This women in the Blood Line of Jesus thoughtJudahmight be kidding about the goat??  Who was it??  Tamar…Gen: 38

Anthony tells me the Night of worship takes a lot of practice The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo. One cool thing about the Night worship idea is all Day worship pales by comparison..just sayin.. Anthony told me, “You do have to be careful where you house of out town Fiddlers… It can’t be a Vile-In.. There is now doubt that King Arthur bought into this Knight Worship Idea… Who in the Bible was known as a night worshiper??  Nicodemus.. John 3:

Robby’s Riddle for May 26th

Marie will tell you that when it comes to Grilling outside, don’t put your manners on the back burner. In fact a lot of match making happens at cook outs.. It’s a boil meets grill kinda thing. One big part of Backyard etiquette is, you can ask questions but don’t grill anyone?? I’m just sayin…   Although many think of Nazi Germany when they hear this term is was actually Greek for An outdoor Grill…..what was it??


Robby’s Riddles for May 19th

Before Ardene rote her book about the magic Lamp her emotions were all bottled up, the problem with books about lamps is most think they could be shady… With this in mind who was the shadiest Prophet in the Bible??? Jonah and his Gourd plant Jonah 4:6

When Sandra won the lottery she knew it was mint to be.. Sandra’s little boy swallowed some of the coins and was taken to a hospital. When she telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.  When Jesus coined this phrase in the Bible this group got the picture, who were they?  The Pharasees Luke 20:24 who asked Jesus should we pay taxes to Ceasar

Robby’s Riddles for May 12th

Rodger’s testimony will show he was a physicist for a half life, then his career blossomed when he began work on the quantum properties of geranium. He and his wife’s first date they went and enjoyed fission chips..His experiments with light I’m sure you will find very illuminating. In fact the proton could blush? It is positively attracted to the electron.  These refined ladies in the Bible passed the light experiment exam…  Who were they??  The Bridesmaids with the lamps Matthew 25

When the Hawley House talks of their sleeping facilities you might think that’s a lot of bunk..  Some would thing a Hawley House would be all halls and no rooms, but you would still have a mess.,. You can tell that truckers don’t live there by they’re lack of long Haulways..

In what Hall did Solomon Build his throne?  The Hall of Justice 1Kings 7:7

Robby’s Riddles for April 28th

God’s first institution marriage happened in the Garden where legend has it that Adam said, “If we canteloup lettuce marry!” She had to think twice about marrying Adam in the Garden because he was too rough around the hedges.  This marriage in the Bible you could say was to no a-veil???  Lots of wonderful Answers, but mine was the Veil in the Temple being torn in two for our marriage with Jesus

We know for sure that Captain Jim Kinney wasn’t in the Submarine core because Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. Which Hebrew King in the Bible was known for his Navy?? Solomon …1Kings 9:26

Robby’s Riddle for April 21st

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured inEngland.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop inNew York .

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered toMexico.

But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and
the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as –

Sinko De Mayo.

WHAT? You really expected something educational from me?  by Jim De Arras  Which hero in the Bible experienced the true life Sinko De Lifo….  Jonah, Haman, Peter and many others

When Robby runs for Judge you know he doesn’t want to be known as Aquitter..  Hopefully he won’t love the sound of his own voice to much… that would mean long sentences…A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover..  After Joshua You could say that God through the Book at this group…Yes can you name any of them???  Deborah, Gideon, Sampson, Jeptha and a few more

Robby’s Riddles for April 14th

Given Wisdom….Those who sell scales in shady deals don’t want to give anything a weigh.. She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached. The dead batteries were given out free of charge… When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 21. While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz. Foolish potters make wisecracks.  Which care giver in the Bible perked up their ears when the field’s edges had  a-maize-ing grain?  Ruth: Chapter 2, or Joseph’s Dream in Genesis 41 perhaps

Golf with a purpose.. When I went to play last year Dan yelled…Medical Alert: Robby’s Golf has been linked to risk of strokes due to iron deficiencies. Then I guessed that my ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate. Dan tells me Golf is a lot like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole. When I go to play on Friday the 27th  I’ll make sure I’m wearing my  golfer’s socks? The pair with a hole in one.  There wasn’t golf back in Bible day’s but can you name some Hole in Ones….  Genesis 31, Joseph in the pit and Jeremiah thrown in the cistern Jer 38:11

Robby’s Riddles for April 7th

I actually met the Easter Bunny the Other day apparently he was in need of a new tail, because he was in a retail store…did you know that when you pour hot water in the Easter Bunnies hole you get A Hot Cross bunny.  Meanwhile Getting letters to Santa is hard you have to get them to the North Pole, but the Easter Bunny is easy, you just send it Hare Mail.  Interestingly Bunnies according to Jewish law were considered unclean,  so Hasenpfeffer ain’t Kosher, (I’m Just Sayin)… Why were Rabbits unclean??   Lev 11:6  The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.

Speaking of Light…Miners with illuminated helmets say it makes them feel lightheaded. Outdoor lights were put up at a golf course – for people who liked swinging nightclubs. Laser surgery on knees is done with knee-on lights which generally leaves the patients genuinely glowing… God’s soap Opera might have been, “The dividing light”, where do you find God dividing light in the Bible??  Gen 1:4 And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

Robby’s Riddle for March 31, 2012

Toby Bost says his work as a gardener is no Bed of Roses, Choosing to use either bark or rocks in the garden can be a tu-mulch-uous decision. The one up-man-ship in gardening is done by preseeding the other guy.  Yet Gardeners always know the ground rules. Beginning gardeners work by trowel and error. Good gardeners take care of their plants – weed ‘em and reap. Much of the work of the Bible was done in the Garden. Where in the Bible was the Garden inclosed…..  answer: Song of Songs 4:12

Robby’s Riddles for March 24th, 2012

The earliest mention of cars in the Bible is when Adam and Eve were driven out of the Garden of Eden, then in 1Samuel, David’s Triumph was heard all over the land. We know cars were in the new testament because Jesus was a car-painter and in the Book of acts they were all in One accord… What the one type of car that God can’t steer… ***A Parked Car***

Speaking of Nations; a new type of broom came out: It’s sweeping the nation… a country that makes too many explosives is an a-bomb-i-nation. The sum total of our national debt  is “some total” . Which prophet was reluctant to renewanation??***Jonah and Moses at least****

Robby’s Riddles for March 17th

Shepherds are sheepish people… they don’t talk much because they are past-oral … Never be mislead by their staff meeting about them being a crook.. That might cause them to retire and be ewes less.  Who in the Bible was the lost Shepherd?  Fleecing the flock , while being herd saying I’m not a Crook perhaps…   Eziekiel 34: 34 And the word of the Lord came to me, saying, “Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy and say to them, ‘Thus says the Lord God to the shepherds: “Woe to the shepherds of Israel who feed themselves! Should not the shepherds feed the flocks?

Although the leaders of Designed to Dazzle could be called the ring leaders, don’t call them a snake because you want your diamond back or because of their beady eyes… I wouldn’t pin your hopes on broaching that argument.. Which Prophet in the Bible was certainly not a Ring Leader when he prophesied against the Jewelry wearers….  Isaiah 3: 16-23

16 Moreover the Lord says:

“Because the daughters of Zion are haughty,
And walk with outstretched necks
And wanton eyes,
Walking and mincing as they go,
Making a jingling with their feet,
17 Therefore the Lord will strike with a scab
The crown of the head of the daughters of Zion,
And the Lord will uncover their secret parts.”

18 In that day the Lord will take away the finery:
The jingling anklets, the scarves, and the crescents;
19 The pendants, the bracelets, and the veils;
20 The headdresses, the leg ornaments, and the headbands;
The perfume boxes, the charms,
21 and the rings;
The nose jewels,
22 the festal apparel, and the mantles;
The outer garments, the purses,
23 and the mirrors;
The fine linen, the turbans, and the robes.

Riddles for March 10th 2012

Speaking of sports… Surfing is a swell sport! When there’s a sale on tennis balls it’s first come first serve. A basketball player and a jockey just robbed the bank. Police are looking high and low. Basketball players are always bouncing ideas off each other.. He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually ..In the Biblical Olympics who would be the Champion weight Lifter??…Jesus, Sampson… Elijha

The fertilizer business is a growing industry. The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming. The flower business is blossoming quite nicely, And expenses were low because they just paid the flowely rate. His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn’t cut it. Flying these days is a frisky business. A music store owner has to have sound business practices.  Who in the Bible went out on a Limb for his business??… Zacchaeus

Riddles for March 3rd 2012

Shoes for Orphaned Souls… They were afraid the missionaries inAfricamight say to the orphans? “No shoes, no shirt, no service” Personally I didn’t want to donate leather shoes, but eventually I was suede… They used to get many Dutch shoes until the Dutch shoe machine, got clogged up.  Thought you tied your shoes right, eh? Frayed knot. Who in the Bible was a Big Shoe Off?  The Book of Ruth, Boaz’s cousin took of his show to seal the Ruth deal….

Speaking of addictions, Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. The soccer addict wanted to kick the habit… As a car guy I’ve seen, people addicted to brake fluid say they can stop anytime… Who in The Bible wined about getting out of the Boat??  I Noah a Guy who got drunk after he got off the Arc…

To many girls the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave. Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.  This one of the 12 tribes ofIsraelwas looking for a Man-date after theBattleat Gibeah… Judges 20 all most of the men of Bejamin were killed so the women of Bejamin needed a Man-date

The First condtion for being a dog for Kate is no cross-breeds … those are angry dogs.. Naturally The medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose. Even the best bird dog is only good to a point..  A cross between a puppy and a bunny is a rabid dog.   A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal    Who in the bile went to the dogs .. Literally?  1Kings 21:18-19 Ahab


Save….Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. When in the Sudan… you must put on plenty of Suntan lotion to save Face….  One of the Largest of These is found in the Sudan but can’t be seen, But all is well… underground lake

Riddles for Febuary 17th, 2012

Speaking of Singing.. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.  If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch. Some soloists are so bad they should sing tenor twelve miles away.  To stay uniform the Choir wore coral necklaces…. What singer in the Bible would you say was very Profitable? … (Isaiah… his Song in chapter 5)


Food?? The crowd at the Cannibal’s party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods…What happens when health food testers go on strike? Fast Resolution… I’m tellin ya…Some health food is not all it’s cracked up to be. I’ll put in a nutshell for you. I know Anthony would have a stern talking to with Chinese sailors.. for eating all that junk food…Soon after Sam and Ella got married they experienced food poisoning.. Which Bible Characters Got Migraine headaches from the additives in their bag of Grain…..  (Joseph’s Brothers in Genesis 44)

Riddle for Febuary 11th 2012

I’m inclined to be laid back. But at Optimal Health Chiropractic don’t ever back out of an appointment. Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers. Dr Adam told me,. You should massage a cow’s back before putting it out to posture. When Irish boys carry their little brothers, they get a Pat on the back and  it always leads to mis-alighnment. A backwards poet writes inverse,. certainly they need an alignment. Old photographers never die, they just have flash backs. ‘Pun’ spelled backwards is nup. And a nup is a nup is a nup. So who in the Bible definitely got a sublexation from looking back.  Answer Lot’s WIfe and also Judas

Riddles for February 4th 2012

Speaking of Homes..Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted. Lawyers refer to their homes as legal pads.. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details sketchy. ..What Home or Shelter in the Bible would you like to See….. 

Did I hear Bridges..The dictionary that fell into the river? It was un-a-bridged. I don’t recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues. Sailors prefers to forget the days  spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as ‘so much bridge under the water’. As he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner. Those who jump off a bridge in Parisare in Seine.. Interestingly, no Bridges are mentioned in the Bible..  But tell us your favorite  Water Crossing..

Riddles for Jan 28, 2012  ANswers after the show

Guest Riddle… What was the last thing Jesus said before eating the Last Supper… Great answer from caller   AMEN…. Funny answer: You guys better hurry up if you want in this picture.

Speaking of Mexican food…. The food taster at La Caretta inRaleighquit his job because he had too much on his plate.. We are using the sounds of chip munchers today sound bytes. The raisins they were using in their Picadillo wined that they couldn’t achieve grapeness…Who said you don’t put new wine in old wineskins ANswer… Jesus …Matt 9:17

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper. Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended. It wasn’t school John disliked it was just the principal of it. In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils! Jesus said go make diciples of all nations… what does that mean??  Matt 28:19

Do you know why Noah’s ark was built out of wood? They didn’t have arc welders back then….when it comes to meeting your building supply needs PSC Nails it…You never want to loose your grip in a wood chopping contest you’ll be defeated…In which Battle was Joshua Defeated….  Joshua Chapter 7 ….Ai

Riddles for Jan 21, 2012

Speaking of winter blues…. The Boxer with the winter blues was out cold.. The new Computer Goose Coats are being down loaded.. But spring will bring releaf to the trees and summer my dog will go with his coat and pants…h a ah a ah a aha  … What Bible Character couldn’t fathom why they kept sailing forCretein the Winter …Acts 27:12


Speaking of Truth : At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth. 4. Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth. Your next shot always depends on the lie. The start of a polygraph test is the moment of truth. Why did Jesus say he came into this world???…John 18:37

Speaking of that Fellow: That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He was a burned again Christian. The cannibal’s cookbook titled ‘How to Better Serve your Fellow Man’ was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.  What group in the bible.. Continued steadfastly in doctrine and fellowship, and in breaking of bread, and in prayers…. Acts 2:42